The Jordan 's definitions

goob

1.) A small amount of flem combined with saliva created in the mouth. Goobs usually dangle to the ground slowly out of the mouth, unless taken by the wind. Not to be confused with a lugey which is spat out of the mouth with great force, not dropped.
2.) Foreign sticky substance not well understood.

1.) Tommy, ignorant and stupid, stepped on the goob in bare feet. The fool.
2.) John: What is that stuff on your shirt, Jim?
Jim: Aww dang! I forgot to wash my clothes and they have goob on them!

by The Jordan March 27, 2008