Definitions by The Jersey Rat

Canada's History 

Canada's History is a slang term for the space between a post-menopausal woman's breasts, implying their age and worthlessness. Often heard of in geriatric pornography or when encountering cougars at the bar.

"Dude, Canada's History is looking really bleak from here."

Canada's History by The Jersey Rat February 4, 2010