A combination of a glide and a slither - Glither is the term for exiting a social situation without telling anyone. Usually performed with snake-like silence and precision.
Best used if you:
a. Are far too drunk and need to take yourself home
b. Are exhausted and don’t want to be a downer on the party with your extended, yawning presence
c. Don’t like your friends
TIP: For an expert-level Glither, explain in detail what glithering is to a group of people at a social gathering and then promptly glither later that evening.
Also known as “A French Exit”
Best used if you:
a. Are far too drunk and need to take yourself home
b. Are exhausted and don’t want to be a downer on the party with your extended, yawning presence
c. Don’t like your friends
TIP: For an expert-level Glither, explain in detail what glithering is to a group of people at a social gathering and then promptly glither later that evening.
Also known as “A French Exit”
“Where’s Rachel? I thought she was just in the queue for the club?”
“Ahhh, she must have glithered”
“James said he’d be back with more chips half an hour ago?!”
“Looks like he did a glither, classic James”
“Ahhh, she must have glithered”
“James said he’d be back with more chips half an hour ago?!”
“Looks like he did a glither, classic James”
by The Glither April 15, 2019
Get the glithermug.