The GSpotter's definitions
There was a definition here, but Chuck Norris found it to be less than satisfying. He proceeded to kill the author and bang his wife, and the dog.
Chuck Norris invented Judisim. When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris thought it tasted shitty so he roundhouse kicked Jesus and he died. Ever since then, the Jews are afraid to believe in Jesus.
by The GSpotter August 10, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrismug.