1 definition by The Frank V

A wanna be sports car praised by hillbillies / rednecks due to extreme ignorance, penis envey, fanboism and it's small price tag. All other cars suck according to Corvette nutswingers unless it's a Corvette.
Hillbilly: My Corvette is the best car in the World!

Sensible guy: You like to think that because you can't afford a real sports car like a Porsche, your penis is tiny and you suffer from fanboyism.

As the famous saying goes: Small penis?

Corvette!
by The Frank V December 8, 2010
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