The Emperor, of course's definitions

net-worthless

adj. - 1) lacking a single asset, broke, -ness, the condition of being net-worthless 2) lacking the ability to build value

A recent balance and audit of the books and estate show us to be net-worthless.

by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009

Affluenza

noun, AH-flu-en-za : 1) A disease caused by too much money. 20 Afflicted with affluence in a negative way. symptoms may include boredom, alcoholism, apathy and deviant behavior.

He is obviously suffering from chronic case of Affluenza.

or
Affluenza runs in my family , I'm taking the holidays on our private island cause it might be contagious.

by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009