The Pepper Grinder

To mime performing fellatio on an Penis so big that you need both hands to hold it and paying extra attention to the testicles while simultaneously stroking the shaft.
He wasn't pretending to suck a huge cock while cradling the balls, I told them we were going to get a pizza called the Throat Goat that had extra ground pepper on it. He was just pretending to grind extra pepper on his pizza, he wasn't doing The Pepper Grinder or anything.

Go and rewatch that car video. I told my kids we were going to get a pizza called the throat goat that had extra ground pepper on it. They had no idea what I was talking about number one and number two I never mentioned anybody's name or likeness.
by The Dungeoneers April 03, 2025
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