Definitions by The Crawfords
Catasizemic
/kat-uh-SIZ-em-ik/ adjective
Something that is really huge, ridiculously big, bloody massive, or so enormous it’s almost hard to comprehend.
Usually used to describe something that has gone way beyond big. Think massive on an absolutely unnecessary scale.
A completely made-up word, because apparently “massive” just wasn’t massive enough.
Something that is really huge, ridiculously big, bloody massive, or so enormous it’s almost hard to comprehend.
Usually used to describe something that has gone way beyond big. Think massive on an absolutely unnecessary scale.
A completely made-up word, because apparently “massive” just wasn’t massive enough.
“That dealership is catasizemic. It’s bloody massive!”
“Mate, that burger was catasizemic. I couldn’t even finish it.”
“Mate, that burger was catasizemic. I couldn’t even finish it.”
Catasizemic by The Crawfords August 17, 2026
Waxplosion
Usually caused by overfilling, knocking a pouring jug, dropping a freshly poured candle, an aggressive wax melter or simply because candle making has decided to ruin your day.
"I knocked over 3 litres of melted wax and had a complete Waxplosion all over the bench".
"I knew I’d had a serious Waxplosion when I found wax on the ceiling three days later".
"I knew I’d had a serious Waxplosion when I found wax on the ceiling three days later".
Waxplosion by The Crawfords August 12, 2026
Catasizemic
/kat-a-size-mik/ adjective
Meaning: Something that is really huge, ridiculously big, bloody massive, or so enormous it’s almost hard to comprehend. Usually used to describe something that has gone way beyond big. Think massive on an absolutely unnecessary scale.
Similar words:
Origin: A completely made-up word, because apparently “massive” just wasn’t massive enough.
Meaning: Something that is really huge, ridiculously big, bloody massive, or so enormous it’s almost hard to comprehend. Usually used to describe something that has gone way beyond big. Think massive on an absolutely unnecessary scale.
Similar words:
Origin: A completely made-up word, because apparently “massive” just wasn’t massive enough.
"This Birthday celebration is going to be catasizemic".
“That dealership is catasizemic. It’s bloody massive!” .
"That is more than huge, that is catasizemic".
“That dealership is catasizemic. It’s bloody massive!” .
"That is more than huge, that is catasizemic".
Catasizemic by The Crawfords August 12, 2026