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Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.
Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013
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