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Lyons Township high school

Lyons township high school is a mess. these messy ass vsco ho’s will literally sell their soul for republishes. the boys are all addicted to nicotine although they’ve never smoked a cigarette in their lives. the school is infested with not only cockroaches but also mosquitoes. everyone’s rich parents give them a comfortable lifestyle of expensive cars and never actually dealing with the consequences of their actions because their parents could pay a fine.

“i’m very happy i don’t go to Lyons township high school”
“lyons township high school is disgusting!! it’s infested with bugs!”
“yeah another kid at lyons township high school got booked with his juul

by The Chicago Times September 23, 2018