Definitions by The Captain714

Canadian Bar Mitzvah 

An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.

Tom was so stoned last night, I think he let April give him a Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

Canadian Bar Mitzvah by The Captain714 December 9, 2008