The Captain 949's definitions

Cherry Bomb

Having one's testicle(s) bit/ripped off to then spill blood everywhere like a faucet

Yeah so I was fucking a chick in the forest one day, and this deer just like, showed up, and I told him to go the fuck away because he was ugly and had a bigger boner than me so I got self conscious, but then he came up to me and I got Cherry Bombed!!!

by The Captain 949 January 17, 2024