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Tug

A word used to describe something cool or a simple acknowledgement; like a greeting. Often times followed up with the phrase piss up a rope.

Norman: "Tug!" Can I use your house to get laid on Friday night?

Jon: Piss up a rope!

Mark: Brian is with the Milker tonight.

Jon: Tug!!!

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A term used to express an unwillingness to engage in further conversation.

Jon: Hey Gary, are you going to get Mark that CD player?

Gary: Tell him to piss up a rope!

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