The Blobette's definitions

Naturopath

1. a person with a pathological faith in Nature that promotes these ideals to others in exchange for remuneration...

2. a person who'd like to be a medical practitioner but can't really apply themself due to an anti authority figure and personality disorder so they immerse themself in a world of fantasy based on an anachronistic interpretation of eastern mysticism...

“The naturopath’s suggested treatment of ‘erbs and sitting cross-legged did f… all for my illness.”

by The Blobette September 15, 2010