Skip to main content

The Bishop Amen's definitions

Turtle helmet

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.
I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.
by The Bishop Amen August 6, 2008
mugGet the Turtle helmetmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email