3 definitions by The Bald Head Assassin

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)
Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.
by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006
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(noun) One who has had enough of hoity-toity bitches who believe the "pleasure" of taking them to an expensive dinner is its own reward; to avenge all the blueballed men who paid for dinner and got none, this man will take a whore to an expensive meal and excuse himself to use the bathroom towards the end - but really leave that bitch with the tab and go elsewhere.
No, no, no! I have had enough of this shit! No more will we sit idly by as you worthless dinner whores play us for a free meal - either put out or pay my fucking bill! So says the dinner whore avenger!
by The Bald Head Assassin August 12, 2006
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(noun)
1. Derived from the words "cunt" and "whore," it is used to express that much more disgust with a female than it's roots.

2. A female of ill repute to say the least; worse than a prostitute because she does it for free - hence she has nothing to show for it aside from the nut on her face.
Dude, the whole crew has boned her, she's a filthy cuntour!

Kiss you? Kiss a skeezy cuntour like you? You gotta be fucking kidding me!
by The Bald Head Assassin August 5, 2006
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