The "Guy"'s definitions

Bagable

When a girl is so ugly you have to put a brown paper bag over her head to have a remote chance of having an irrection. Levels girls can be rated by:
1: I'm not gay, but I'd take it up the ass for her
2: I'd put a ring on her finger
3: I'd give up my 4 other bitches
4: Fuckable
5: eh... shes ight
6: After this we don't know each other
7: Bagable
8: Doublebag
9: Bodybag
10: LOOK!!! Its sloth from the goonies!
(any girl that makes more money than you goes up one... LOSER!!!)

Bob- Man, you see that girl with the pink dress on, shes totally bagable.
Joe- No way, it'd take a bodybag for that chick.
Look up Bodybag for further understanding.

by The "Guy" January 25, 2011