That one unknown guy's definitions

Michael

Piece of shit, who eats fudge monkeys out of dirty toilets.
His hobbies include:
Being a piece of shit
Eating pieces of shit
Sucking at life
Sucking dick
And overall being a waste of space and not doing anything with his waste of a life.
His mother should have choked this one down and took one for the team.

Michael is a dumb piece of shit. Michael eats white dog turds out of dumpsters.

by That one unknown guy February 12, 2019