Cat

A ball or fire and fluff. A little pest ready to piss and shit all over your things. A re carnation of satan from the 3rd hell.
Guy 1: does it smell like piss?

Guy two: GOD DAMN THAT CAT. WHAT A CUNT
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Candice

A wonderful person. They will stick by you, on you, and an awesome feeling to be with you. If your make her mad, she will get hard, and very scary. It makes you choke. Just remember the one question she will ask you. Candice dick, fit, in your, mouth.
Hey have you heard of Candice

She’s awesome

Candice awesome dick fit in your mouth.

Wow, I need to suck on it
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