Medford, Oregon. Seeing as almost everyone here uses meth, it has been christened by the locals "Methford." It's so bad that they had to make the "Southern Oregon Meth Project" to get everyone off drugs. Seriously.
Bob: Hey, let's go to Medford!
Joe: You mean Methford.
Bob: Methford?
Joe: Yeah. Everyone there uses meth.
Bob: Oh. Ok. Methford it is.
