Definitions by That's what I thought, Mika.

Nudez or it didn't happen. 

When someone doesn't believe that you "got some" they say this phrase. Meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happened.

John: Yeah, man, I totally got laid last night.
Henry: Yeah right dude. Nudez or it didn't happen.

Nudez or it didn't happen. by That's what I thought, Mika. June 23, 2009