1 definition by Texbutt&Masshole ©
FGS (Forrest Gump Syndrome) originates from the southern United States. It has since spread to the northern parts of the US. It can be as small as simply saying "y'all" or a full blown southern accent (or "Texas drawl").
Texas drawl - A stereotypical word used to describe the supposed speech patterns of the citizens of Texas.
FGS can be treated by exposure to areas in the northern United States (New York, Massachusetts, etc) though the length of confinement to treat FGS varies, depending on how serious the case and the attitude of the diseased.
There are several ways a person can catch FGS. The most common way to catch FGS is direct exposure. A person who lives/visits a southern state for a period of time (depends on how they adapt to change) may catch FGS. This may also happen if the person lives with someone who is already diagnosed with FGS.
Though this disease has just now started being recognized, it has infected millions over the centuries. Relationships between Americans has helped spread FGS because of conversations between a person diagnosed with FGS and a FGS-free person.
FGS is...
Highly Contagious
Highly Flammable (because it's hawt)
Texas drawl - A stereotypical word used to describe the supposed speech patterns of the citizens of Texas.
FGS can be treated by exposure to areas in the northern United States (New York, Massachusetts, etc) though the length of confinement to treat FGS varies, depending on how serious the case and the attitude of the diseased.
There are several ways a person can catch FGS. The most common way to catch FGS is direct exposure. A person who lives/visits a southern state for a period of time (depends on how they adapt to change) may catch FGS. This may also happen if the person lives with someone who is already diagnosed with FGS.
Though this disease has just now started being recognized, it has infected millions over the centuries. Relationships between Americans has helped spread FGS because of conversations between a person diagnosed with FGS and a FGS-free person.
FGS is...
Highly Contagious
Highly Flammable (because it's hawt)
by Texbutt&Masshole © May 10, 2009