Texas Bill 's definitions
The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.
After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.
by Texas Bill December 15, 2015
Get the primitive fartmug.