Terry Bogard's definitions

Abalan

1. A type of rare shellfish found only in New England, most commonly around Winsted. It's screech sounds unusually like the car horn from the Dukes of Hazard.

2. An annoying fat kid who plays World of Warcraft too much; commonly found in Winsted. It's screech sounds unusually like the car horn from the Dukes of Hazard.

1. "Did you hear the Abalan's annoying call?"
"The one about WoW?"
"No."

2. "Did you hear the Abalan's annoying call?"
"The one about WoW?"
"Yes."

by Terry Bogard January 24, 2008