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Honkey Knocker
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1
. That socially
awkward
person
who thinks that it’s acceptable to go up to someone in public and fondle their breasts while saying, “Honk, Honk”.
Suzy from Human Resources was groped by a
Honkey
Knocker
at the Coldplay
concert
.
Honkey Knocker
by
Terrible Ty
July 31, 2025