Definitions by Teh Big O

Mustache Cash Stash 

When a fine young girl is dating an ugly creeper with a mustache, we call him her Mustache Cash Stash.

Guy 1: Dude, whats that hot piece of ass doing with that fat dude with the creepy mustache?
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.

Mustache Cash Stash by Teh Big O June 1, 2021