bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.

"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"

by Tee Hi December 20, 2008

QWERTYphobia

A paralyzing fear of typewriters and keyboards

I can't send an email because of my QWERTYphobia. I'll send snail mail instead.

by Tee Hi February 17, 2018

Yawnish

The almost-language-like noises made when a person attempts to speak while yawning.

Person 1: "Paaaa m th sawwwww."
Person 2: Stop that! You know I don't speak Yawnish!

by Tee Hi March 17, 2021