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granjob
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Is a
hand job
given by a guy after a
long shower
has made his hands pruny, and soft, like an old
woman's
hands.
Get out
of
the shower
Logan, are you
trying to
give yourself a granjob?
granjob
by
Ted (credit to Alecia & Sarah)
June 11, 2008
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