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smeg captain

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 1, 2005

Get the smeg captainmug.

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