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A fictional personality trait that boring people use to feel special. They've decided that pretending to like food more than everyone else makes them super-duper cool.
They'll usually try to make bold claims, but it's all bullshit. No, you don't have a refined palate... you just ate three or four things you haven't tried before. No, eating for pleasure isn't something that makes you unique... everyone does that... it's why the fucking snack industry exists. And no, you don't possess uncommon knowledge about food... you just watched some Gordon Ramsay videos on YouTube.
Sorry, but being a foodie isn't a real thing. It just isn't. Grow up and develop a real personality.
They'll usually try to make bold claims, but it's all bullshit. No, you don't have a refined palate... you just ate three or four things you haven't tried before. No, eating for pleasure isn't something that makes you unique... everyone does that... it's why the fucking snack industry exists. And no, you don't possess uncommon knowledge about food... you just watched some Gordon Ramsay videos on YouTube.
Sorry, but being a foodie isn't a real thing. It just isn't. Grow up and develop a real personality.
Tammy: "I had such an amazing dinner! I'm such a foodie!"
Andrew: "You had microwave Swedish meatballs and a Nutty Buddy that's been sitting in your freezer for four years.
Shut the hell up."
Andrew: "You had microwave Swedish meatballs and a Nutty Buddy that's been sitting in your freezer for four years.
Shut the hell up."
by TaxiFred March 2, 2022
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