1 definition by Takumi à la Serb
Mateja is one of the more unique names found in the magical land of Balkan. Often a sadist at heart, he really means no harm and is a caring person. That is until you cross him, then better prepare yours life insurance payment. This mighty fellow wields intellectual power as his main weapon for surviving guerilla lifestyle of Balkan's society jungle. Introverted fellow is hella kinky and has a libido that can rival racing horses on steroids. His main dish are sweet married or divorced cougars that lone for a real touch of love. Tho a lad is rather picky as he only gets interests in female doctors with attributes right on point.
Veljko : Where is Mateja?
Petar : The lad is mending a heart right now?
Veljko : How come? He is only a freshman of medicine!?
Petar : You'll understand once you lose your V card....
Mateja : So Doc' i have a little problem... I am always aroused when i see you (smirks)....
Doctor Biljana : Very funny, now take off your pants and show me where the G spot is located.
Mateja : Your wish is my command, mademoiselle....
Petar : The lad is mending a heart right now?
Veljko : How come? He is only a freshman of medicine!?
Petar : You'll understand once you lose your V card....
Mateja : So Doc' i have a little problem... I am always aroused when i see you (smirks)....
Doctor Biljana : Very funny, now take off your pants and show me where the G spot is located.
Mateja : Your wish is my command, mademoiselle....
by Takumi à la Serb January 10, 2023