Tad Turdlike's definitions

Plum Smuggler

Male speedo swimsuit. Also see Banana Hammock. The term draws on a comparison of a plum to a scrotum. Because the speedo tames the nut sack in such a way that it is not visible, It is refered to as smuggling. Hence ... Plum Smuggler.

I hope Vito wears a Plum Smuggler to the beach today? He's so hot!

by Tad Turdlike February 14, 2006

Lemmingwear

Fashion choices for fitting-in rather than standing-out

Chad, You should wear your 'North Face' pullover... Do you really want to be the only person at the party without Lemmingwear.

by Tad Turdlike March 4, 2008