1 definition by TaQauvions Sextoy

A dreadhead 8 foot tall 500 pound Jamaican dark skin nigga guarding the hot chicken wings at Popeyes. Don’t fuck with him because Tyrone fucked his girl and now he’s out for vengeance. He was crafted by Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King in the Holy Henney. He could beat the dog shit out of Muhammid Ali and Mike Tyson by the time he was 2 weeks old. He has an obsession with old black granny’s toenail fungus and clippings. He drank the Holy Henney so he became immortal and had the ability to time travel with this 87 inch cock.
He was the best slave a cracka could ask for.

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I didn’t want Popeyes because a Quad XL Giga Nigga was there denying the plebeian niggas access to the kool aid and chicken, so that he could have it all for himself.
by TaQauvions Sextoy November 28, 2022
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