TT Pain's definitions

Crouton

Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.

Sheila: Honey, let's go! We have reservations at RA in twenty mintues.

Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!

by TT Pain September 8, 2010