1 definition by THG loving horse girl

Over stereotyped girls who love their horses, love the barn, understand the nature of horses and love them.

IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO PRETEND THEY ARE HORSES. Fun fact: THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED IDIOTS!

I'm talking about me and my friends who would rather scoop poop and clean tack than go shopping.
Idiot: Wait so you're a horse girl? Aren't you a little old for that?
Horse girl: Oh, so your breathing? aren't you a little stupid for that?
Idiot: Horse girls are 10-year-olds.
Horse girl: I've been riding since I was 8 and I'm still a horse girl.
Idiot: You're weird. I mean, horseback-riding isn't even a sport
Horse girl: You try jumping three feet into the air on an animal literally 5 times bigger then you, not knowing if you're going to fall or not. try speaking a language with your hands, like sign language, with something that ISN'T HUMANNNNNN!!!

(the biting parts, not a stereotype. we are bitches when you talk badly about our babiessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
by THG loving horse girl June 29, 2020
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