THE GILDED LADY's definitions

Tug McGrawed

When a woman is knocked up by a professional athlete on a road trip

Maybe it is his kid. He could have Tug McGrawed her on his last road trip to Dallas.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

Urinal Colonel

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.

There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

Pollock bowl

Explosive diarrhea all over the toilet bowl that looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Someone left a pollock bowl in the bathroom at the Mexican Post.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

NICKELBAD

ANYTHING THAT IS EVEN MORE HORRIBLE THAN THE BAND NICKELBACK

THE NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE WAS NICKELBAD.

THE KARDASHIANS ARE NICKELBAD.

HAVING AN ABORTION ON CHRISTMAS EVE IS NICKELBAD.

by THE GILDED LADY December 1, 2011