Definitions by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS
Schmooter
A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.
Schmooter by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011