Definitions by Syrup of the Maply Maples

Australia 

First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry

See what I did there

Mate, Australia is fucking nuts
Mate: yeah, lotta cunts there ain’t there?

Australia by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019