When you cant get the dick for whatever reasons or haven't had any dick in a while. You start feeling tingling in the crotch area & you're always hot & bothered. Outward symptoms include major bitchiness & quick to snap until that pressure gets released by some good sex.
Girl, I haven't been able to see my man in four months I am suffering from lackadickaphobia.
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