1. A person who is shielded from the world
2. A person who 'seems' emo and looks like they have black hair, but none of these things are true even though many say they are.
3. Someone who wants to have many babies with unnamed mates.
4. The act of getting scared and laughing so hard that you pee yourself.
1. Me: "Shelby, my friend Wanda has a fish taco, but I don't know how to tell her without sounding rude."
Shelby: "A fish taco?"
2. Person 1: "Alcia is emo because she wears skinny jeans and her hair is black."
Person 2: "Paris wears skinny jeans, but doesn't Alcia have brown hair?"
3. Shelby "OMGEEEEZ, HE'S SOOO HAWT!!1111!!!!1!11!^%$%$#%$# I WANA HAVE HIS BABIES LOLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOLZ.
4. Mary got so scared during the movie that she made a Shelby and wet herself all over while laughing.