Ghetto slang for "is like."
Studying for college be like...
(plays a clip of the Noodle Dance from PB&J Otter)
A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.
Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."
"God donut" is a censored way to say "God damn it!". Best known for being in iPhone autocorrects.
Zach: God donut, this ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss!
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.
A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.
Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?
To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.
"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."
A HUGE paragraph that is long and looks like an essay. Usually, it doesn't use paragraphs at all. It sometimes hurts the reader's eyes.
WOT is also short for "Wall Of Text".
John: ZOMG!!!!!111111!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT1!!!!! I JUST PLAYED A GAME I GOT WHILE I WAS AN INTERN AT NINTENDO. IT WAS POKEMANZ RUBEH I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS WEE LADDY. SO I STARTED IT UP AND EVERYTHING WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND THEN THE GAME STARTED. I NOTICIED TER WUZ A SAVE FILE THAT WAS A GIRL. I WAS PISSED CAUZ I WAS A GUY. SO I PLAYED THE GAME AND TER WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND MAY(MY CHARACTER) HAD BLACK EYES AND WAS CRYING BLOOD. I WENT INTO A BATTLE AND MY TORCHIC WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIM/HER/I DON'T FRIKIN KNOW. MY JIMMIES WERE BEYOND RUSTLED BY THIS. MY TORCHIC KILLED THE POKEMANZ AND THERE TRAINER BY SHOOTING THEM WITH A MICRO UZI. HOW THE FUK A TORCHIC CAN HOLD A SUBMACHINE-GUN I WILL NEVER KNOW. THEN MAY KILLED THE TORCHIC AND SAID "UR NEXT". BEHIND ME MAY WAS STANDING BEHIND ME AND SHE WAS HOLDING A BOWIE KNIFE. WHY THE HELL A BOWIE KNIFE I DON'T KNOW. SHE SAID,"THIS IS FOR ALL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME". I SAID "BITCH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING". THEN EVIL PATRIXXX APPEARED AND SAID," THIS IS NOT FOR SUFFERING, THIS IS PATRIXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ELEVEN!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT!!!!!!" AND THEN KILLED MAY BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. THEN HEROBRINE, JEFF THE KILLER, LOST SILVER, SLENDERMAN AND SCP-682 CAME OUT AND KILLED MEH.
AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT
Danny: MY EYES!!!
Mike: That was a wall of text.
Short for "year 2000". Also known as the "Y2K scare" or "Y2K bug".
Since computers only counted the last two digits in a number (e.g. 1984 would be 84), they would reset 1/1/2000 to 1/1/1900. This lead to everyone thinking all of the computers would crash since the PC's wouldn't know what the date was and all the information would be lost forever.
People worried about their money, jobs, houses, loans, all that jazz. We all went berserk and thought we were gonna go back into "caveman times". However, it didn't happen.
Three minutes before New Year's Day 2000:
Person A: OH FUCK, IT'S Y2K! HIDE IN THE CLOSET!
Three minutes later...
Person A: It's 2000, now what?
Person B: I like yellow things.