Definitions by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear

Disarming the Missile 

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

Disarming the Missile by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 3, 2013