Definitions by Strange girl next door

noseturbated 

When you are about to sneeze or when your nose hurts, so you rub your nose vigorously

Ex: Me : Tom is such a nice guy, but he had a zombieface during our entire date last night. Angela: maybe he had to sneeze a lot.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.

noseturbated by Strange girl next door April 15, 2016