Definitions by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike

waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

waffen crapper by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008