1 definition by Still not a monkey

A female employee whose sole purpose in life is to make tea and coffee and arrange grapes on a plate. She is incapable of answering the phone or sending her line manager to the right meeting on the right day.

She also throws herself at anything in trousers with a pulse, laughing at inappropriate moments like a maniac at anything they say.
Fembot's deffo done it on a roller coaster. Then she reconfigured herself into the big wheel so everyone can ride her and drink tea at the same time.
by Still not a monkey February 11, 2010
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