Stevie (Ham)'s definitions

Piggerpoo

A very rare intelligent species of white feline with a pink belly, ears, nose, butthole and mouth. The species is most often deaf with a very loud and annoying meow and only shows overaffection around vacuum cleaners and Greenies. It is also most often accompanied by a helper feline that is often a normal yet very mischievious.

The origin of the Piggerpoo is unknown and their species is extremely rare. Only trained personnel should attermp to approach or handle a piggerpoo beacause of its razor like claws and deafening meow.

When I turned on the vacuum cleaner my cat rolled over like a piggerpoo.

by Stevie (Ham) July 4, 2008