Steven Dressel's definitions

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole

Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"

by Steven Dressel May 3, 2008