Definitions by Steven Bakersfield

Poop Slap 

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.

"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"

Poop Slap by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019