Definitions by Stein You Bastard.

Sexual Turtle 

Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.

Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!

Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.

Sexual Turtle by Stein You Bastard. October 18, 2013