3 definitions by Stefan Woo

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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
by Stefan Woo March 01, 2005
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hillarious man who sees the world through rose colored glasses... literally!
yno, on a stoplight, yellow means yield, and green means go? well, on a banana, its just the opposite. green means hold on, yellow means go ahead...... and red means where the fuck you get that banana AT?
by Stefan Woo March 01, 2005
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hillarious comedian who is uber pro with sounds.
*techno beatboxing* what is this s***?!?! this is the devils music, what is this???
by Stefan Woo March 01, 2005
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