Definitions by Stefan Woo
pablo francisco
pablo francisco by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005
mitch hedberg
yno, on a stoplight, yellow means yield, and green means go? well, on a banana, its just the opposite. green means hold on, yellow means go ahead...... and red means where the fuck you get that banana AT?
mitch hedberg by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005
demitri martin
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
demitri martin by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005